Iain interviews Niko Omilana on the phone as he went undercover in the EDL, Kadir is doing security for the royal wedding, in the wrong place, Mick has a will problem, Gary rings up to talk to Katherine alone, Nigel from Maidstone hopes the royals don’t “Have any trouble with the bombs” and takes part in the yes word or the S word, Katherine has a new real life murder story and The Lynx adverts ask us to suck our balls?