Henry thinks he’s failed his German GCSE exam, Alan Caddick’s mum isn’t doing well, Iain updates on his mum’s care home situation, Iain needs a name for the transcript book, ASMR on Twitch, David talks telling his 4 year old son he’s moving out, 10,001 names for bands, Billy’s song for scumbag Simon’s, G wants to be sectioned, Oliver is transgendered and talks choosing his own name and Stealing from a cemetery?