Illegal poo cigarettes, Iain and Kath’s awkward BBC party, Steve talks making a 50 pence piece out of ice to pay for cigarettes, Daily Mail Texts vs The Female Doctor, Live Weather watch, The C word funeral, Wedged in a taxi, Paul from Stoke Poges gets told off for sending abusive e-mails, Caught bunking off, Galen claims cows are clever and Horses can help you predict the weather, David Babcock gets gripped by ice on his “Finger” and Nick thinks he’s called talkSPORT with his story