Martin from Birmingham and Alan Caddick come to furious blows, Iain does a 5 minute flurry for membership cards, Simon outs himself as the person who put his card on eBay, Who’s your Jesus?, Nellie’s things that sound familiar quiz, Kevin phones up drunk and Iain feels sad for him as he slurs his words, Jenny talks nonsense and Iain and Katherine argue over how much water does Thames water lose a year?