AuthorIain Lee Vault

Iain alternates the callers by men & women, Emily is angry and argues with Iain because she thinks Iain was rude to George and refuses to hang up, Lynn calls Iain a C word and hangs up, Nigel in Maidstone sings a tribute to his mum and Nelly's pie...

Iain's only taking calls on Brexit, Michael's dodgy Irish accent, David Babcock and Daniel go head to head about radioactive sharks and are they hard or soft?, Chuck Winkle's US news update, Iain plays his bongo's, Iain chats to Donnie Hays who Iain...

New callers only for the first two hours, Paul rings in for the first time after finding Iain at Absolute 10 years ago, Yasmin talks being jealous and never having a partner at 24, Tommy had a triple heart bypass and talks writing a book about his...

Gemini doesn't want the callers names, just their star signs, The sex clinic, Gemini talks being taken as an idiot at work, Pisces gets angry because Gemini keeps saying they're lying, Sagittarius steals £10 so Gemini takes calls straight to air for...

Mars correspondent Ollie phones in after balls are found on Mars, Things get tense as Steven becomes the doctor who correspondent over Pete, Iain tries ringing Turkey to ask about the current situation, Nigel in Maidstone has ran out of money and...

Caddick opens up about his autism, David Babcock is horrified after watching threads, Daniel's cyber security and lemon tea, Eating pringles out of your fanny?, Sam joins Iain and Katherine in the studio to answer questions and take straight to air...

Iain interviews Taras Young who wrote 'Nuclear War In The UK', which is about the UK's plan for a nuclear attack, Lavinya was mentally anally probed by aliens, Vile troll Ollie gets destroyed by Mark Gatiss online and calls in to apologise, Susan...

Steve claims there is no antisemitism in the Labour Party, Iain challenges Sven to a fight, Nigel in Maidstone had an accident, Margaret claims climate change isn't real and teachers should stop scaring her grandchildren with it, Christine's...

The top 3 people you are scared of, even though you're an adult, Iain and Katherine discuss Extinction Rebellion shutting down London, Susan and Paul in Stoke Poges get left on air together and the phones break again so Iain and Katherine take...

Iain, Katherine, Sam and the callers play their finger instruments to Pete Rodriguez, 15 year old Jack is struggling, The League of Gentlemen is not a sketch show, Debbie talks helping someone who fell on their head and the ambulance not turning up...

The top 10 list of worst pains, Iain chats to Felix Maginn from The Beatles tribute band, The Analogues, Cockney Lee's poor wife, Jake rings up angry and is rude to Katherine, Sam meets Sam and Straight to air for the last 40 minutes with Sam...