Teetotal Iain Lee admits he has touched the Devil’s penis by advertising cider and is relieved to find out Milly is over 18 and just adorably creepy, rather than illegally creepy. The London Fractures have split up and Alan Caddick has got a hospital radio gig – but all these pale into insignificance because STEVE GUTTENBERG is a live phone guest!
Teetotal Iain Lee admits he has touched the Devil’s penis by advertising cider and is…