Elvis was crap, Booking your calls for Friday, David “Nonce” Babcock gets ill, Murder in your dreams, Who gives a shit about Big Ben’s Bongs?, Paul talks getting a million views, Muslims, rape and finding Nazism comical, Nigel from Maidstone’s Happy Birthday song, Gareth and Iain discuss intimacy and porn in the current day and age, Lester gets in the wrong car and Anne Robinson on Tinder