The Pied Piper, John talks an ambulance getting a parking ticket for being on a double yellow line, Dr Richard Schlong talks the summer penis, David Babcock’s spooky story, Iain is joined by Niko Omilana who talks his new venture with Iain called Brooklyn Tidel, Sex with a bush, Straight to air for the second half of the show, Iain orders a pizza, Terry talks audio cassettes and Using viagra