Simon is a scumbag for putting his membership card on eBay so Iain wants a good Simon to claim it, Katherine is number 1 and Iain is number 7?, Daniel argues with Argos for not having spy toys and genetically engineer jellyfish into superglue?, Why are women putting garlic in their vagina’s?, Gerry is still having care home issues, Imani’s new single, Eben talks telling his parents about joining Scientology and Joey gets very angry with Iain and asks Katherine why she is at work and not looking after her children